grandma shit on top of the toilet
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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