unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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