Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
