That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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