after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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