Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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