return my video game
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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