woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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