so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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