The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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