So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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