I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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