just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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