no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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