Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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