what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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