a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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