i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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