Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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