is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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