I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
