Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
