he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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