Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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