Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Randomize
