So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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