dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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