If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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