I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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