Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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