Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize
