so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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