i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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