Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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