...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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