Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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