Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
My ass is underappreciated
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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