Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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