Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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