she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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