No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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