Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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