But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
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