Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I just googled if crying burns calories
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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