my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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