At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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