you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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