The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
im drinking this country out of the recession.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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