Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Are we still banned from the library?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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