Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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