I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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