nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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