If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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